if you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.